This is brilliantly written, and I think absolutely spot-on, but that's not why I'm commenting.

I kid because I love.

Coming up in Season 6:

Since I don't know where else to put this:

The "deep end" scares me so much, I don't even acknowledge it. But you're right my Young friend, you're right.

"Steven Universe crew suggested the idea…"

I'm horrified at this. I'm so appalled, I can't even think of a snarky, witty, satiric or amusing way to express it.

You warm my heart with your cold, cold heart.

PLEASE, did anyone see "German Ambassador Hans Beinholtz" (played by Erik Frandsen) was somewhere in the final show?