I’m beginning to get to that stage where I’ve looked at this guy’s jumpshot so often and with such focus that every single jumpshot looks weird now, like when you start saying a word over and over again and it loses meaning

A black person being on Friends is even crazier than the Earth being flat.

The substitutes changed the game. Asensio Lucas and Bale came on to make Zidane’s favorite 4-4-2, which created space on the wings and opened up the game for Marco and Marcelo especially. Meanwhile Emery was content for a draw and made one of the most baffling subs I can remember, taking top goalscorer Cavani off for…

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Yeah when the hell did CW become my favorite network? They have no right to be making shows as schlocky and fun as Riverdale or as clever and wholesome as Jane the Virgin! It’s madness!

“And if they were as good and confident and brave as they seemed, they’d continue to dominate the Italian giants all day until clawing back a heroic 2-2 draw that would set them up perfectly for the return leg at home and would really crystalize just how incredible a transformation this club has undergone from once…

this may shock you, but soccer is played over the course of a long season, and a defeat in november is not always relevant to how a team is playing in February or will finish later this spring. They are in 5th, but having just taken seven points from Man U, Liverpool and Arsenal, they should be able to work their way…

Yeah, totally. And if an asteroid hit the field during the match, everyone would have lost.

They don’t care.

start two wars you can’t possibly win, alienate all your allies, and build a few sports stadiums

behold: improvement

You misspelled ‘America’

tl; dr: Arsenal lost a forward to injury, and this may affect their Europa League campaign. But the guy doesn’t seem to be very good, so maybe it doesn’t matter.

1) Arsenal is already screwed for this season.

Arsenal will crush their next couple Europa opponents, Billy will write that they’ll be ok, and then they’ll promptly get pantsed 3-1 by a team none of us has ever watched.

Don’t lie. She got booted from Sochi because Wagner was tall, good-looking, and white.

I wish she’d been in Sochi instead of Ashley “Bullshit” Wagner.

Isn’t it already the slogan for the gay version of 50 Shades?

To be fair, I would TOTALLY buy a product whose tagline was “Darker, Gayer, Different”

Watching Democrats hurl the goalposts downfield for what they consider a “Victory” is depressing.