tl; dr: Arsenal lost a forward to injury, and this may affect their Europa League campaign. But the guy doesn’t seem to be very good, so maybe it doesn’t matter.

1) Arsenal is already screwed for this season.

Arsenal will crush their next couple Europa opponents, Billy will write that they’ll be ok, and then they’ll promptly get pantsed 3-1 by a team none of us has ever watched.

Don’t lie. She got booted from Sochi because Wagner was tall, good-looking, and white.

I wish she’d been in Sochi instead of Ashley “Bullshit” Wagner.

Isn’t it already the slogan for the gay version of 50 Shades?

To be fair, I would TOTALLY buy a product whose tagline was “Darker, Gayer, Different”

I’m always angry at Republicans for lying, fucking everyone in the country over with their lies, and being hypocritical religious zealots. Now I’m angry at Democrats too for failing to do what they’re there for, which is competently represent the rest of us.

If they aren’t willing to fight with intelligence and tenacity, what’s the point of voting for more of them? As I recall the Democrats had a filibuster proof majority (at least technically) at the beginning of Obama’s first term and still got rolled pretty hard by the Republicans in the ACA process. I remember during…

Why does it matter who you are MORE upset with?

You expect a snake to bite you. You don’t expect the thing calling itself a mongoose to let the snake in your house and then direct it to your bed.

Watching Democrats hurl the goalposts downfield for what they consider a “Victory” is depressing.

I was assured by many here that Schumer was playing the GOP here, and thinking longer term here, but but what happened?

The real kick in the dick was that 16 republicans voted AGAINST the budget in the senate. There were more Nay votes from the right than the left. I’m pleased both senators from my state voted against it, but I will never cease to be appalled by the spineless, milquetoast centrist bullshit Democrats are willing to…

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Too bad! Constructive criticism and sexist rants are the same thing.

Wow. Tough take democrats. Really showed em. Really beat down the GOP into abiding by their word.

The only example I can even think of of someone being “chosen” for one of our squads in Winter Olympics as opposed to just automatically qualifying through having the best results is figure skating, where in 2014 they took a photogenic white girl who finished 4th at nationals instead of the non-photogenic…

So in this absurd rant, he asks: