Go away, Gawker.

What's that thing about correlation and causation...oh nevermind, you never took any statistics classes.

Welp, the Gawker commenters have arrived.

Hamilton will soon find out readers here will not be as blind fully accepting of his bullshit as the alt-left mouthbreathers over at gawker. He’ll be gone soon enough.

1) Hamilton Nolan

Congrats on the sex

Who has the grossest farts at Gawker Media? I'll eat my hat if it's not Kara Brown.

If you enjoy small talk, you're probably actively ruining it for someone else.

The recent posts here tinged with Silicon Valley hate are not surprising, but far more heavy-handed than I anticipated

It’s almost like if you take a picture of someone cheering they might look strange.

You mentioned all the reasons to be happy for the Cavs except the only one bringing you joy - seeing the Warriors as a surrogate for the Silicon Valley “tech bros” rendering your site bankrupt and you unemployed. I can tell you none of those people give a shit about basketball, so you can go back to being miserable…

Sucks when you wrong someone vastly more intelligent and clever than you. Should’ve stuck to dragging Kardashians through the mud.