I call these kind of NIN songs Nine Inch Nails By Numbers. I feel he could write something like this in his sleep. It sounds like recycled ideas, when I KNOW Trent can still surprise.

I thought this article was serious, but then I saw that picture of Hannity with the football at the end and I realised this was all a joke.

there's both!

Coca-Cola, sometimes war!

Would he go by President Johnson? President Rock? President The Rock?

No doubt Trump will start saying no-one's ever liked the loser Simpsons… perhaps the trick is to get liberal media to praise Trump? Then his head will explode with the paradox.

Franklin has achieved so much, much more than I can ever hope to… she's a living legend…

Can lawyers even give 12 hour speeches anymore? I feel like someone in 2017 would start making the hurry-it-up hand crank motion.

Podcasts, the place famous TV people go to die.

This is the kind of news that will keep me going for a while. It's like when Tony Abbott lost his job, it's like when Rolf Harris finally went down for his crimes, it's like Hawthorn having lost all their games this year…

Woah! Immediately had that brief 5 second theme music come climbing out of my memory, amazing how those things can lie there waiting to be remembered.

Love this! I was raised on rock and alt rock but I can NOT get enough of K-Dot, the man's a clever cookie.

You were mentioned on the AV Club, The AV Club was mentioned on The Simpsons, ergo: you were on The Simpsons, the highest achievement of all.

The bru-ha-ha over the animations will no doubt raise the bar on expectations for AAA studios. It will be very interesting what Bethesda and BioWare do for their next games, animation wise. I don't think the next Elder Scrolls or whatever will be able to get away with just another round of minimally improved Bethesda…

Imagine having to be in the same room as it, every day… Nodding your head, appearing solemn, saying "Yes, Mr. President." I know some of Trump's people must think he's amazing, but there'd be a bunch who have to hold back the urge show open contempt for him.

and here I was thinking 'estopped' was a typo…

I feel like this change to the comments is a pretty reasonable middle ground between what commenters want and what the new plans for streamlining want.

I think this is why I'm so nervous… it feels like breaking up the best party on the internet, even if I'm mostly a creep standing in the corner, not speaking to anyone.

If, like Charlize, I was an extremely attractive woman, I would wear clothes specifically to frustrate Iranian censors.

If I came up with the phrase "red pilling through the cucking glass" I would walk around with a smug smile on my face for the rest of the week.