His report of President Ford's death alone would keep him off a list like this.

Just how far down this list doe a guy have to go before he reads the correct words "Phil Simms"?

Phil Fucking Simms

Delawarians or Delawareites?

Meh. I'm holding out for Starcrash Land.

Kinky.

At last! We'll finally be able to go into Toshi Station to pick up power converters.

I can arrange that!

Don't try to frighten us with your Goofy ways, Lord Frank Walker Barr. Your sad devotion to that ancient studio has not helped you conjure up an Oscar for Best Animated Film, or given you clairvoyance enough to locate ways to prevent ESPN's falling stock shar- …

"I mean, say what you want about the tenants of Sith. At least it was an ethos!"

Peter Dinklage.

I still can't see a goddamn thing.

I saw it in the theatre when it came out. I'm still not convinced the projector was turned on in the first place.

True but contrast the differences in how these two trailers got there. Thor piled on sounds, music, references and "spoiled" the big surprise appearance of the Hulk, which, in a movie made in an earlier time would have been unthinkable. Not a criticism, the Thor trailer is great. But, the Alien trailer didn't have…

God, what a masterpiece.

I've watched about 3 1/2 episodes of the new season and I like it a lot, but as many have noted the pacing is way too intense. Gotta let the jokes breathe a little bit more. Not everything is worth observing.

Men Escape from Mars, Women Escape from Venus.

Manscape.

How can you pun Mr. Xanderpuss….without a mouth?

Wasn't that basically what The Phantom Menace was?