So, basically, a documentary of Macallay Caulkin?

I remember being shocked (shocked!) at Home Alone beating out Rocky V in the box office. Until I saws Rocky V.
I think if I went back and watched the first two today it would be to enjoy all the great character actors no longer in todays movies or still in their prime: Catherine O'Hara, Tim Curry, and that one…

As a resident of the Commonwealth of this article, boy can I tell you about the fiery debates in our Senate over whether to adopt a state wound in lieu of the opposition's argument about avoiding comparison Virginia's State Infirmity: excreting tapeworm.

Upvoted just for mentioning L.A. Confidential. It's the true sequel to Chinatown.

I love these articles. They're my favorite regular features here. And, while I can respect and appreciate Tom's love of all thing Woo (it's encouraged me to seek out all the Woo/Fat movies I haven't seen in 20 years), Con-Air is the best action movie of this year.
You can't cream your jeans over the insanity on…

Is there some law I'm unaware of that prevents the only two TV shows I cared anything for in the 90s from being available at the same time? Netflix hands me MST3K with one hand, hoping to distract me from stealing The X-Files with the other.

Luxury! When I was a boy we lived in a shoebox!

Forget it, Lipniki. It's Chinatown.

That's my very hope (not that I have any actual expectation of this) for the character save for the idea of Bruce Wayne literally being killed. There's simply no way Warner Bros would allow that. Instead, show how the darkest elements of Batman crept into Bruce Wayne's psyche and consumed him only to turn him into…

There is no such thing as "too many Steve McQueen" anything.

I'd have no issues with this Murder-Bat version if it lead into some character conflict and personal arc where Bruce Wayne realizes or is confronted with just how insane he's become. Not unlike Norman Bates mentally devolving Mother.
Of course, Zach Synder is such a master of subtext, character development and…

…Girl dies in tragic blimp accident over the Rose Bowl

You, sir, speak my language.

SHE HAS MEDDLED WITH THE PRIMAL FORCES OF NATURE!!!

Pia Zadora breathlessly hopes that this doesn't awaken any vague questions about what was actually written on her Golden Globe card that fateful awards ceremony night, long ago.

Well who here hasn't?

I think what you mean to say is that being a grandfather doesn't have to qualify you as "old".

I think the important thing here is that we all avoid the Noid.

I hate to agree with Satan but….

Well, certainly A human condition.