Wait……..wait………well you're correct now.

Are they funny?

Because it's dull! It'll hurt more!

What I love about this column and Breihan's writing in particular is whether I've seen this movie a thousand times or never previously had an interest in seeing it at all, he always makes me want to stick the film he's writing about into the DVD player ASAP.

"I come in peace. You go in pieces."

"like, for example, a violent and empty film about man vs. bear winning an inordinate number of awards."

It's also helpful that, directly under whatever they could find with dials and buttons, they post a sign reading "Computer Programming" so you know where to go when you need to get some of that.

Frenzy and delirium at the Mini-mart!

I tend to think its one fatal weakness is that Scientology is a cult pretending it's an actual faith.

Are you sure it's a mistake?

$6K? Hell, I can get Satan to show up and posses me for just the cost of a 5th of Wild Turkey and a pack of menthols.

I cannot abide Polanski and, even though I've seen plenty of his films in the past, I decided I'm not there with separating the artist and art in his case. That said, I can't let go of Chinatown. It's simply too perfect. I fully admit the contradiction.

But the real question is whether the finished film will debut in time for Oscar season!?

Even ones the Rock isn't in.

Agreed. The years of therapy I endured after my monster kept getting electrocuted after punching neon lights would beg to differ with our author.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Also they should be named Christmas

I hated Kirk so……much…..

The important thing is confirming that Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.

Shaken. Not stirred.