I got a GWAR notification for this?

She betrayed Sheba.

Agreed. But, I thought the sequel, Die Hard on a Macy's Day Parade Balloon was a touch implausible.

Who is Grape Ape and why were his parents so cruel as to look no further than fur deep when they named him?

Those who can't do, Monday morning quarterback.

"You know about Hayden Christensen and the Prequels!!???"
"There's not much to tell really, and they not very good stories."

…The Cowboys, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The Quiet Man…

Foodles can have a powerful effect on the foodle-minded.

You rinse your shit?

I'm not fun? have you read your comments? You sound like you're giving Obi-Wan a job appraisal. No matter what you might think, Luke still got more training from a teacher than Rey ever got which did nothing to prevent her from beating a more trained Jedi the first time she picked up a light saber etc. etc.
Personally…

Nothing about "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!" ages poorly.

Ahem, I believe he'll answer to "TV's Son of TV's Frank".

In fairness, they're not much bigger than 2 meters.

Except Neo wasn't inexplicably good at everything at the beginning (or even half way through). Neither was Luke, or most/all of the hero's throughout story telling we're meant to like. It's their journey that draws us to them while also serving the larger story.
Personally, I liked Rey just fine until she began…

It might have something to do with the possibility that said Mexicans still have a sense of humor about themselves and many other things. It's almost like the know the difference between intentional cartoon silliness and actually reality.

I know I'm nostalgic for nostalgia the way I know it.

No it's not but even if that were true, it's still precisely two more inputs of direction on the Force from an experienced mentor than Rey got.

Tell me, did you even watch Star Wars without your pc sexism radar eagerly looking for tidbits to claim were sexist in comparison to another movie/character created 40 years later? Or maybe you just don't know what a story arc is?

This reboot looks promising. I just hope it's not phony tales.

"You. You must be almost 30. Have you ever kissed a girl?"