I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

You still wipe?

Just gonna throw this out there for the Han/Leia option:

Which should give them a reality show together which would be unarguably cooler than anything happening at the Oscars this year.

The most notable thing about that Economist chart was the cherry picking. “It’s about 21st century films! Except here where we only took from 2007-2013! And we set arbitrary limits not related to major studios or budgets! And arbitrary definitions of ‘top roles’ that could easily mean the stereotypical friend with ten…

Man, next you’ll be saying that Kylo Ren doesn’t have an 8-pack. That Kylo Ren isn’t shredded.

Due to laws about burning chemicals and health and such - I’m guessing this prop is made from flame proof material (and most likely sculpted in that shape) the ‘hair’ is ‘stuff’ that acts like a candle wick so that it will be ‘on fire’ during the burning scene and look correct for the shot.

It only takes two things to set off a jez writer: white and male

Glad you guys posted this. I forgot to record Fiwst Take yesterday.

Given the Pepsi and Skittles, maybe it’s Diabeetus.

So let me get this straight, your main argument against DiCaprio winning an Oscar is: the lack of dialogue in this film? You being a critic should know it is not just dialogue that makes an actor worthy of an Oscar, but their ability to make you believe what you are seeing one screen e.g. emotional, psychological, and…

Read this amicus brief presented by the Shoshone Tribe and filed in Federal Court. And this is just one. It must suck to go through life subscribe to the shit the PC media spoon feeds you.

Now the Giants name is racist? I didn’t know being tall was a race? I guess we should call them shortness challenged or something?

Nope, sorry, disagree. Anakin’s fall in the prequels makes total sense in broad strokes (i.e. the execution was sloppy at times with the pacing and all, but the overall trajectory made sense). I machete’d through the series a few weekends ago and was surprised at how much I felt for the character.

Jesus, why does Gay have to be so flamboyant?

Legit question - can you be charged with a crime in Great Britain for what he said??

And they still remain funny to this day.

Dude, the Redskins intentionally destroyed RGIII long before that (and, frankly, it’s even a little doubtful whether he actually had a concussion or it was just a strange ploy by Jay Gruden). Try Shanny and Dr. James Andrews trotting him out for the playoff game against the Seahawks in 2013. At that point his knee was…

I don’t know a better way of rushing a player back into play after a concussion in the PRESEASON.

Trail of [ACL] Tears.