I read this book to my infant son a couple months ago and my jaw almost hit the ground when we very quickly got to the part where Babar’s mother is murdered.  I had also completely forgotten about this.  I totally missed the zoophilia and colonialist angles (maybe due to the fact that I was still reeling from the…

Bill’s source: “My best friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s brother’s girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who’s going with the girl who saw Kraft pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it’s pretty serious.”

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If the Warriors want to take this to the next level, they could do what they did last time they won the title: visit Obama.

“If I saw somebody driving around in my Pinto...”

Hardenfreude:

One of Tony Romo’s greatest contributions to sports is that his career is the perfect litmus test for whether a sports writer/commentator is a hack or not. I’m a Giants fan and even I would admit that he’s better than two-time Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning. If you spent Tony Romo’s career talking shit about him, either…

North Face Pivoter:

North Face Pivoter:

Hillary needs Sam Kinison from Back to School yelling in her ear right about now: SAY IT SAY IT

DID SOMEONE SAY CYBER ATTACK? IT’S PUTIN TIME!

Hillary, if you can see this please say “White Supremacists” already!

Philly has by far the most people with anger issues of any place I’ve ever lived, and I grew up in NYC in the ‘80s. If you want to get into a bar fight, you won’t have a problem finding willing drunk bros. It’s also the parking version of the wild west. There was a street near my apartment that had absolutely no…