You don't think degrees from Princeton and Harvard, those noted bastions of supper clubs, is tough guy duty?

You can identify all lawful citizens by the lapel flag.

Ok Dean. Your butler ought to learn to type better, however.

So, "Whatever we need to do", other than pony up?

Woof. What the fuck? How hard is it to leave someone alone after you've been an asshole?

Red card! Red card! Also, a 5 game suspension for bringing disrepute.

All this bullshit sounds like a lot of work. Unless you have all the nannies, I guess.

That'd be yes. Welcome to Dallas

Is it my imagination, or might Ms. Duff be a horrible person?

My guess based on the IAAF model to sport, is this is prevalent as fuck. Runners and cyclists are dopers.

Sooooooo close to the pinky being let loose. Opportunity missed, Marco

2 things -

This is the person who endorsed an orange bowl of jelly because he's going to kick ISIS ass? What the fucking fuck?

Goodell is all for allowing the owners to be very, very brave.

The kid in the front with the striped getup is wigging me out. Any why is there a parrot on the bike? And look at that bike kid's shoes!

Wait a minute - who has never been involved in politics? Susan or Trump? Trump most assuredly has been involved in politics for years and years and years. It’s just that he has never wanted to be elected to anything, in the same way he doesn't want to be elected now. He just loves people paying attention to him.

“Alabama"

Good one

“.... the Park Ranger was trying to do his job.”

That seems about right