My take-away from this article is that Mike Madson, Rob Demovsky, and Bart Hubbuch must be insufferable douches.

I nominate Miko Grimes to stand in for all of Marshawn Lynch's press conferences.
All in favor?

If the NFL's past actions suggest that when teams transgress, they get a quiet warning - a sort of come to Jesus moment, and then if they transgress again or if word leaks out, the lighting pours forth from Goodall's fist.

Well, until Belicheck pulls a blade on a pontoon boat and stabs him.

In a time like this, in a situation like this, there's only one person we can turn to...

The whole "steamroll the Colts" doesn't really matter. Obviously the Colts were going to lose and lose bad Sunday no matter what. However it would seem Belicheck and the Pats went outside the rules and took matters into their own hands in case the game was close. Any argument about it being a blow out has nothing…

"Cheating is not cheating unless it is the exact and direct cause for one team beating another"

Now that's a dirty Sanchez...

Here's the point that everyone overlooks: set aside for a moment the whole "did he do enough?" argument. Think about this:

Let me be honest. I love this.

There is nothing complex about someone who stood idly by while children were being raped by one of his professional acquaintances. The guy had authority over his superiors. It was evident when he undermined Traponey, and even more so when he essentially refused to let them fire him in the early 2000s. There is nothing…

Hell. Yes.

The meaningless punishment of this classless institution and the continued crusade by its administration to rehabilitate its own image is an embarrassment to all college football fans. Maybe the NCAA should reinstate the vacated wins of Joe Paterno and while doing so they should also include an asterisk…

I never understood why he doesn't just buy big n tall ties if he's going to go with the wide knot. If he did his ties would be at appropriate length.

That laugh in the Pats/Colts clip might be the best fake laugh I've ever heard.

Ok. Give me a second to read what I posted. Hmmmmmm. Nope. One elderly white guy dies (very sad) and you blame that on the MANY black people who have been killed by police. I think our discussion is done. Go to Yahoo and I'm sure you will get validation you seek. Why are you on Deadspin to begin with?

What's more self-serving than a guy announcing he's staying in school? A professional journalist commenting on it.

His first three college games, ever. Against teams ranked #11, #1, and #2. In the divisional championship game, the Sugar Bowl, and the National Championship.

3 "average" games? I'm guessing not only are you an Oregon fan but you've been lost in Texas for 3 days now and have lost all sense of perspective.

I'm sorry, but before you talk anymore shit I'm going to have to see your stat sheet from when you came off the bench unexpectedly and whomped three of the best teams in the country en route to a National Championship.