This just screams for a "Haters Gon' Hate" meme.

The sheer amount of smug pouring out of this photo is enough to blanket Los Angeles for a week

Personally, I prefer Hummels...

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Now, let's all start speculating that Cespedes is screwing up these plays on purpose to nail greedy runners.

At this point, I'm pretty sure he's just misplaying the ball so he can throw runners out.

How did this not make the top 5?!!! OUTRAGE!!

In the Game of Thrones season finale, the Wall will be attacked by the mythical, long-thought-extinct BITCHES OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

I don't want that shirt but I do want a shirt that says in the same font "AS FOR YOU TODD, YOU ARE A BITCH OF THE HIGHEST ORDER."

but here anyway are his top five sickest burns:

Ramos: You're here, you've finally got all the cash you could ever want. You've made it. Yet at the same time you're hopelessly trapped, surrounded by those you hate the most. And there's no way out. How did it get to this? Do you think you should have planned better, or is the fact you needed to do something like…

Lost in the greatness of this play was well-executed umpiring. 3rd base ump had to run down the line in case the hit dropped foul. Home plate ump went to cover 3rd, as the play likely would have been there without the Cespedes bobble. But when the throw came home the 1st base ump had come down to cover and make the…

He has eight outfield assists thus far on the year. The dude must be from Krypton.

Nah man, I don't eat at Chipotle and Qdoba regularly, but Deadspin doesn't have much use for my post on East Boston taco joints, you know? I went to Picante in Central Square last night, just to confirm that it's better than the chains. It is.

Qdoba does have the salty/spicy liquified plastic (which us commoners know as queso) in its arsenal though, which is a game changer for fat fucks like myself.

"I caught Tim Duncan peeking at me a little bit,"

Yes, Sean, but it's always been this way. Triple Crown winners have to earn it, if they change the rules to accommodate these complaints they devalue the accomplishment.

It's a fair point, although I think there are better times to bring it up.

I feel like all you "drink more water" people haven't dealt with cramps very much. When you sweat you lose solutes too. Not only do you have less slightly less fluid volume, but the fluids you have are less concentrated. To stop a cramp, one does not simply drink more water.

Pussy-ass bullshit! If this was the NHL finals, they'd have just cranked the heat up another 10 degrees in the arena and gone straight into game 2. They'd have played it swimming in the melted ice, with skates and uniforms on, and they'd never get cramps even if they had a big snack between games.