Still waiting to hear what the hazing ritual was... Like, how did they get up there and what was under them? More importantly, what kind of apparatus was used for said suspension?

I'm glad these kids were reprimanded. School administrators really need to crack down on this shit. I do my part to support student athletes, but sometimes they really take advantage of their privilege and go too far. I mean, for fuck's sake, just last week the hazing I witnessed at a charity event for the local…

brutal flashback to childhood. we lost our senior league district title game in similar fashion. bases loaded, opposing team at bat in the bottom of the 7th with two outs, opposing team down 3. a called third strike finds its way to the backstop, not fully understanding the rule, our catcher, most of our players…

Describing cheesesteaks as "greasy missiles" is slanderously biased journalism. Would you call pizzas "sebaceous piecharts" or hamburgers "bovine slurrycakes"?

I have eaten a cheesesteak from most (if not all) of the popular joints and many more from other places. One thing they all have in common: you feel like death afterwards. The thought of eating more than one of these monstrosities makes me want to dive headfirst out of my office window. That said, they are delicious…

Following the incident, Colon was reportedly stuffed for days.

Don't hate the players, hate The Game.

God am I tired of this whole "I am going to use the patience of others as a vindication I am not a piece of shit" thing.

Sterling generously donated to the collection that was taken for the church's work in Africa with people with those AIDS.

Thats Sterlings goon squad AKA Security

I feel like the old expression "I'm sweating worse than a whore in church" needs to be amended & updated after this event.

I'm pretty sure that head ridge makes that guy a Klingon.

Also in attendance, my scrotum.

Soooooo......We square?

If the pastor has said it once, he's said it a thousand times: you can bring those people to the church, pass them the collection plate, and save their souls, but for God's sake, don't broadcast that you are associating with them!

His generosity of spirit doesn't stop there; he also brought 8 pairs of unshined shoes, 7 lightly-soiled cashmere sweaters, and a pair of linen pants that need mending.

I'm now considering the possibility that Sterling is actually dead and this is Andy Kaufman in disguise.

I think Sterling calls this "shopping."

"Who is this crazy old man, and why is he giving us dollar bills in Easter eggs, it's June."