Here’s my article on Rich Paul (h/t Wikipedia):

Any story trying to explain Paul’s success other than “Let me tell you about the time I met LeBron James” is revisionist history.

I just assumed he meant Celtic FC, because Anthony Davis isn’t going to sign a long-term extension with a football team. Duh.

If George ends up needing legal representation because of this, he can always call his cousin Matt.

Thank God someone posted this before I got here.

Can you not see how that paragraph is completely tongue-in-cheek? He’s trying to make the point that Durant couldn’t win, because the lack of information from the Warriors had forced others (including the media) to craft their own narratives about what was going on with his injury.

Cavs fan here—we lived through Bobby Sura first.

From today’s Penny Arcade:

just ask yourself if you really want to live in a world where that goal is overturned by that call.

What makes this whole “Hail Mary” thing even more complicated is that teams sometimes run one at the end of the first half. So any definition which limits it to the last 10 seconds of the game just creates more problems.

What if Lowry goes diving into the stands and lands on Beyoncé, seriously injuring her?

Publisher THQ Nordic just announced

I’ll bite. Jennings won double the amount of games that Holzhauer did, plus 10. The only significant difference (statistically) between them is that Holzhauer bet more on Daily Doubles and Final Jeopardy.

I literally started laughing when I read this line. Activision’s argument is that Americans just get to use whatever IP their tax dollars pay for. They own it!

It’s better than KD or Curry’s logos, which were obviously created by committee. At least Kawhi’s has some thought put into it.

I was originally very interested in this game, but the more I read about it, the more it reminds me of a game called The Swindle that I ended up falling away from very quickly.

Also, they’ve only announced 3 of the 12 developers.

Also, “they announced three of the twelve creators and two of them are white” apparently means “the roster of exciting creators released to tease us is pretty white.”

Disagree. I’ll take W’s dead-center pitch right after 9/11, while wearing a Kevlar vest.

Both names would have been worthy champions. But based on the evidence, I’d be shocked if some sort of vote-manipulation didn’t take place.