This video is worth watching for the music alone.

You know that joke’s tired and lame, right?

Where was all this outrage when Trump gave the PMoF to Babe Ruth, Elvis Presley, and Justice Scalia?

You think about how well the Switch is selling, and then you remember that two of its biggest system-sellers (Pokemon and Animal Crossing) still haven’t been released yet. Crazy.

Everyone on the Internet in 2016: “They should just go third-party and make games for other consoles.”

You’re right, but it’s completely improper to sue the owners individually. Whatever merit the lawsuit may have, naming Woods as a defendant is nothing but a publicity stunt.

Also, maybe Woods should have his businesses set up where he’s not personally owning them. Because that leaves you open to all kinds of bullshit like this.

They had, depending on whose metric you prefer, either 2.49 or 2.75 expected goals in the first period.

Dubya was by no means the most eloquent speaker to occupy the White House, but Christ, he sounds like he’s defending a dissertation compared to Trump.

It’s not quite a pay-to-win situation

The reason for our collaboration with Tencent is because they hold one of the largest positions in China’s network communication and game marketplaces, which we think will allow us to maximize the expansion of our business there.

Plus the regulations she’s challenging only apply to individuals with XY chromosomes. If she was XX, there wouldn’t even be a case.

Read the press release from the CAS: “The DSD covered by the Regulations are limited to athletes with ’46 XY DSD’ – i.e. conditions where the affected individual has XY chromosomes. Accordingly, individuals with XX chromosomes are not subject to any restrictions or eligibility conditions under the DSD Regulations.”

Precisely! The qualified person with years of experience has an informed, nuanced stance on the issue and Deadspin misconstrues it and debases her. It’s pretty annoying textbook Deadspin.

“Hey Jeanie, it’s Earvin. So, I know I told everyone I quit the Lakers so I could be on Twitter more. But after being back on Twitter for a couple of weeks, I think I’ve had enough.”

I read the first half of this comment, starred it, and then read it again from the beginning.

There was one last night where the camera angle was right underneath the baseline, and the guy stepped into the lane a full second before the shot. I was dumbfounded that no one seemed to care.

“It’s not about what actually happened, it’s about what it means.”
–Deadspin’s motto, probably.

My theory is that they were improving the art style anyway, and capitalized on the negative comments to make a fun video.

TIL that $48K = “practically giving away”