A girl who made the first team has a name eerily similar to my daughter. Not sure how to feel about this.

At this point, it’s more of a weekly kick in the groin.

1) How in the hell is Jackson still the coach?

I think the message here is pretty clear: Just be born in the United States. It isn’t that difficult.

Honestly, all this seems right-on—down to the concerns about Josef Fares. Looking forward to getting a better look at Fe during the next Nintendo Direct.

I’ve currently completed 2 of the 4 divine beasts, and I’m about to get the Master Sword before tackling the other two. Once I have those done, would you recommend playing this before fighting Ganon for the first time? It seems like that’s where it would fit, story-wise.

BotW is going to be taught in video game design programs for decades. PUBG’s already gotten passed up by Fortnite.

For reference, the winner last year was That Dragon, Cancer.

In certain years, I think a game like Horizon wins GotY. But 2017 is one of the best years in the history of gaming—you have to be near-perfect to get it.

I thought the best person on stage was Zach Levi. Good presence, genuinely pumped about video games, and the best joke of the night.

Prediction: This game is going to be so much pretentious bullshit.

The Browns have reported that they complied with the Rooney Rule, but they won’t release the names of any minority candidates they interviewed. The Fritz Pollard Alliance, which monitors compliance with the rule, is apparently livid, so there may be an investigation by the NFL.

Game mechanics generally aren’t entitled to copyright protection, so no.

Every time I see Jeff on one of those videos, I keep waiting for him to hold up a newspaper and tell his family that he’s still OK.

Just wait until you meet their aunt Lucille.

An honest question:

A spokesman for the Indians said that the only question they had to answer before extending the netting was, “How?”

The craziest thing I heard during the game is that his stats so far this year are better than either of his MVP seasons in Miami. Unreal.

Leave it to Deadspin to make pizza boring.

Especially if the Paladins rumors are true.