And unlike Warioware, she can’t really do it herself, so it ends up that I have to play, nay, ENDURE it while she watches.

Hey, everyone! Brock Osweiler is available! He led his team to the playoffs last year (andcertainlydidn’tgetbeatoutbyarookiewheredidyouhearthat)

What “reaction”? Everyone completely no-sold it.

I used to Battlejack all over North America, but I’m not as flexible as I was back then.

IT is on a one-year deal and wants the max, which means he’s probably gone at the end of the season.

Imagine Kay Felder was an inch taller and your new starting point guard. Let me introduce you to Isaiah Thomas.

Joke

Hate to break it to you—Cavs were probably getting housed before the trade.

Can’t teach height—just ask IT.

are the best positioned to win the East after this year.

so they can rebuild around Crowder.

Well then the trade doesn’t seem quite as good, does it? It’s 2.5 years of Kyrie in exchange for 1 year of IT, a top-5 pick, and some throw-ins.

And only on a one-year deal.

Making MILLIONS and dissing the country that allows them to do so! They can take their entitled asses somewhere else!

“Hey, it was a football game. There was violence on both sides.” -DJT

Not a hard shell case. I wouldn’t recommend it.

Not a hard shell case. I wouldn’t recommend it.

“They bought electronics? What a bunch of nerds.”

This is also why I’m bad at League of Legends.

Kluber was the Indians’ only pitcher the entire game. Who else would you give the win to?

I mean, Brock went 8-6 last year. The Browns haven’t had a record that good since 2007.