James, who has played several Pokémon games including Pokémon Brick Bronze and tipped us off to the game

I, for one, look forward to the day when video games simulate every potential human interaction so I can just sit in a dark room all day and never have to see anyone or take any substantial risks ever again.

How is ARMS less deep than, say, Street Fighter or Tekken?

Arms sold 1.18 million copies between its June release and late July.

but hopefully it will just drive the point home that Kickstarter is NOT a place to pre-order or “invest” in games.

The only things I watch on the Network are (a) PPVs, (b) Bring It to the Table; (c) NXT (sometimes), and (c) old PPVs after I listen to Prichard’s podcast. So it’s worth the $10 for me, but I don’t find myself compelled to go watch random stuff when I have free time.

Agreed. This game would be perfect for Switch.

[women driving joke]

They got the shark to swim in a straight line on its own, I think by chumming the water or using bait. They wouldn’t be able to do that with Phelps swimming next to the shark.

Someone ELI5 this for me: A time trial is a race, right?

while dish towels may not necessarily be anywhere near the dishwasher.

But Tom, what about the content? WON’T SOMEONE THINK OF THE POOR, POOR CONTENT?!?!?

Kirk, this is why the cool kids don’t invite you to any of their parties.

By 2020, MLS is slated to have 26 teams. Why not just break them into two 13-team divisions, with pro/rel between them? No need to get rid of the closed system in order to do it.

+schtickle of fluoride

Yeah but after she Googled it, she ignored the top result because it was “mansplaining.”

The groom was a lucky chap, who was selected from other applicants for a chance to “marry” a character from the erotic game New Wife: Lovely X Cation. 

+1 pained Wyclef wail.

“Sir, I’ve got Columbus Crew SC on line 2.”

Sunny later asked Brandy to start a long-term relationship, but she was still pining for a sailor who dumped her for the ocean.