Haha. Yeah, and also: ran when parked, check engine light is on but it's just the gas cap, won't start but all it needs is a new battery. Oh and civic corolla jdm accord prius lexus acura ford mustang jeep audi lexus honda dishwasher garden gnome.

And so that's why, after much consideration, and debate, and discussion, I've decided to buy two cars.

• Importing a Japanese Car

You, sir, are a goddamn American hero.

My MR2 with a built-in Keurig so I can brew fresh coffee while I'm stuck in traffic.

And I'm even more confused why Buick still exists.

Back dat ass up

THESE ARE BLUE CARS THAT ARE NOT RED BUT YOUR POINT IS VALID

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Doug, seeing an article from you is like a Christmas gift! Thanks for bringing a few laughs before I head into work now.

Does it come with the cocaine necessary to drive that around with the requisite lack of shame?

You know you would.

I firmly support this. I'd love to hear about the trials and tribulations of importing an infamous car like that.

Another excellent idea.

I tweeted at you from @CKFairbanks, but my suggestion is better explain in more than 140 characters.

Excellent suggestions, each and all.

2010 Nissan GTR or here