Chris Brown. Asshole extrordinaire, and does this to his cars:

He's not a celebrity, but Gerard Gombert is easily one of the worst car owners ever.

Will.I.Am

Justin. Beiber.

(QUICK PERSONAL NOTE! This is my 100th column since I was officially hired by Jalopnik back in February. Since it marks the end of the road with my Ferrari, I think it's a fitting milestone. Thank you to everyone for the support, the kind words, the e-mails, the positive comments, and – especially to the many readers…

So to sum it all up: A Ferrari is a pain in the ass from purchase to eventual sale, and you're probably better off just buying a 911 or R8 instead, even if it's slightly less cool.

Rod, is that you?

1. Buy the Fauxrarri (1986 Fiero) from the guy down the street for $1,500.00

It's neither so old, nor so German; I drive a Peugeot 106. (The one in the .gif has a good deal more power than mine, naturally.)

A bit of a different choice, perhaps.

I am loath to present this thing as my entry but the original Chrysler mini-van, though not the first, got it right from the get go. UGHH!!

I don't disagree, but I actually like the facelift more.

Bronco.

Citroën DS

too obvious...but yeah:

Jeep Grand Cherokee

MKI GT40

MX5.