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Considering this is Deadspin, your comment could just as easily be serious. And besides, most people are not familiar enough with Brazilian geography to know that Alagoas, the state where this took place, is the Brazilian equivalent of the deep south.

As much as the Rio Olympics are doomed to fail, using THIS to point that out is like saying that because Kentucky is a fucking shithole, the All-Star Game in San Diego will be bad.