I’m a woman. Even with medium-sized boobs, the simple act of running can be painful. It makes no sense for Tifa’s big tits to be unrestrained and flopping all over the place while she’s doing martial arts and other athletic activities.

My favorite mobile game is Super Mario Land 2: The 6 Golden Coins played on a gameboy color (since it added a tiny bit of color, some reg gameboy games were mapped to sorta support that a bit)No Microtransactions, the full game, can be played offline and its a physical object that you can hold onto.

The way these things work (Scare Tactics, Carbanaro Effect, etc) is through temp agencies. Do you not know how they work? People get hired for a day, a half-day, whatever the client needs. It is NOT a “part-time” job, and writing a story claiming that is irresponsible. These people showed up expecting to do a single…

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I once made the mistake of eating a chicken caesar salad immediately before the terminal kiosk closed at 8 p.m. before hopping on a flight from Phoenix to Chicago - and then Chicago to London and then London to Cairo.

OMG IT’S A SEQUEL TO LEGACY OF THE WIZARD!

I think it is hard to blame companies for not wanting to send their female employees to Georgia. What if, god forbid, one of their pregnant employees miscarries, and these dolts refuse to do an abortion because the fetus “might still be viable”? Or their employee gets charged with murder for miscarrying? Gets raped…

This is like saying the Beatles are the most overrated band.  It doesn’t actually matter if you’re right or not, because you’re only saying it to pick a boring, tired fight anyway.  

Will shit himself? Oh Katherine, what do you think is happening during those five hours of “executive time” every morning? He soils himself every night while asleep. His assistants roll him out of bed and get him to the shower to hose him down. The sheets are peeled off of the plastic wrapped mattress and taken to be…

Being pro Jared is pretty much a crime. What’s next, Kevin United? Todd Federation? Tucker Coalition? Fuck Tucker. Tucker sucks. And his friend, the Kyle Contingent. 

A message to anyone who homebrews pet food:

MY PEOPLE NEED ME.

IT'S A TIME CUBE

It ends with Aunt Becky by herself writing in a journal:
“Jesse actually died. He was electrocuted while performing with the Beach Boys. I started writing to cope with the grief over the fact that Nicky & Alex would rather be ‘influencers’ than go to college.”

Chicken pot pies are not bullshit. Sure, if you spent $5 on a Marie Callender one that takes an hour to bake, la de dah mister moneybags, but the real trick here is to get the Banquet chicken pot pies, you know, the ones in the red box that are five for five bucks if not cheaper.

I imagine he’s probably choked her to death a few times and buried her body in the yard in the night after one of these romps only to wake up to her alive and smiling at him as he opens his eyes telling him she’s off to work and thanking him for the wild night with a coy wink that says “already waiting for whatever…

Guess which president recieved qualifiably-more gifts than Trump? I will give you a hint: it starts with the letter “O” and it ends with “bama”.

Melania is from Slovenia.

Ok Splinter. We see the bias. Sure the Democrats had a good day but the Republicans won’t be defeated. I know for a fact this morning Jim Jordan personally rallied the Republicans. He told the most touching story about how turning a blind eye to wrongdoing can lead to great things. He told the inspiring story of the…

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