You do have a point.

Look, the Fox News demographic likes to look FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:FWD:fwd:FWD, not backward.

YOU HEARD IT HERE, FIRST!

DIABLO CODY IS FINALLY GETTING INTO VIDEO GAMES!

“The action-packed tale of ‘Mega’ Manfred Jones (Mark Wahlberg), a no-nonsense cop with a chip on his shoulder and a heart of gold. One day, when Manfred loses his hand in a drug bust gone south, he’s enlisted in a secret government program to blend ballistics with prosthetics, headed by Cal ‘Light’ Toren (Jonah…

1. This is so fucking dumb.

She noted that Sessions didn’t seem at all concerned about due process or fairness

This is such a fucking insult to the real Avril. RIP.

“You're putting the guy wearing the 15k ostrich jacket in jail? COME ON!"

“DADDDDYYYYYY DIDNT GIVE ATTENTIOONNNNNNN”

I think this could be a good show, if written from the real Delilah’s point of view. You’re a college athlete with a steady boyfriend. You meet some guy at a party who develops a crush on you, and he turns out to be in a rock band. He writes a bland but catchy song about your pretend long-distance relationship, with…

Maybe this is some crazy Hollywood Gift of the Magi thing and HGTV always wanted to buy it and restore it FOR Lance but he tried to buy it for himself first and now it’s this crazy mess?

Tons of quests and things that I can drop in and out of. Busy work is great on the go, and bite-sized quests are prefect for lunch breaks and commutes!

Papa John’s board is instituting the unusual “poison pill provision.”

This is another case of penis fights. Men finding ways to whine about them not being the biggest. In Utah lots of white men are so sad because they want to be in charge of the airforce base or the church or the polygamists or the desert or the deer or the sun or the water or the mined or the farmers or the moab…

I don’t know. I haven’t been keeping up. But she is only 8. Perhaps we should give her the space to explore and identify her own truths. Maybe one day her adventure will be Dora Discovers God’s Mistake. Dios mio.

The best way to do a 12-hour driving day with small kids is to start at, or shortly after their bedtime. with a hearty helping of Benadryl for each kid.

My uncle who works at Nintendo said it's simply a matter of beating a specific dungeon 99 times in a row with a certain item equipped, but he wouldn't say which one.

I laughed out loud at “Sister Hazel to Jars of Clay”  

Flip or flop is macklemore, chip and joanna are one direction

I must go, my poople need me.