He doesn’t have a class he’s supposed to be. He gets like, one special ability with the Squire class, but that’s it.

Huh, maybe I’ve just gotten incredibly lucky. And I do know that your infrastructure is not exactly equipped to handle the 150+ millennials that move there every day. It’s mind-boggling how big that city has gotten in the last decade...

I actually don’t think I’ve had a better TSA experience than at CLT. Super professional, and also just very nice overall.

Yep, exactly. God help you if you ever have to connect anywhere in that airport, because you will be on a long bus that takes you...well, hopefully to where you need to go. Nobody in that airport will tell you either way. Oh, and you’ll end up outside of security too.

You know, I’ve never had a problem with security on the Sunday after SxSW, and I’ve left pretty much every possible time of day. I mean, it COULD be better, but I’ve still seen worse lines at Logan and Newark on weekends where nothing is happening.

Shhhhh! Don’t spoil the secret!!

Pretty sure the terminology pro-Smash players use nowadays could make a Scientologist cringe. SO much jargon.

They had me at "Hart Noecker". This guy's whole deal is just completely insufferable, right down to his name.

So wait a sec, I'm confused. You came to a thread for the Season 5 trailer, not to watch the trailer, but to see if people would post spoilers, and then call them out on it?

Also I'm sorry, but "Arya and Tyrion's adventures in Essos" is not a spoiler. Essos is a big place, and you know that's where they're going. …

Holy nostalgia! I totally remember all of those songs from FFL3!

I definitely need to find and play this.

You don't have to grind at all - you probably just have to re-evaluate which jobs you're using to beat him.

Kara, thank you for writing this. I've felt a little weird the last couple of weeks watching my well-meaning friends posting thinkpieces on Facebook and coming up with these "oh my GOD, I TOTALLY recognize my privilege!!!!!" stories to the point where its basically become white guilt masturbation. They are genuine…

Brilliantly done, sir.

I just had to look up what Klonoa is. Hard pass.

OOPS, looks like I've got some new desk art coming my way.

The problem is that the D-Pad isn't analog, so there's no way it could tell between a walk, run, or a smash. You'd need some sort of workaround where you could map one of the extra jump buttons as a run button.

Really? Because they're like $15 on eBay.

You should seriously be reading this for The Moth, or This American Life, or maybe just every public radio show ever made. Well done!

That's actually a piece of shit "satire" site.

So, GTAV meets Legend of Zelda meets Road Trip, all wrapped up in a Final Fantasy skin?

Why am I so fucking excited for this??