Pretty sure the terminology pro-Smash players use nowadays could make a Scientologist cringe. SO much jargon.

They had me at "Hart Noecker". This guy's whole deal is just completely insufferable, right down to his name.

So wait a sec, I'm confused. You came to a thread for the Season 5 trailer, not to watch the trailer, but to see if people would post spoilers, and then call them out on it?

Also I'm sorry, but "Arya and Tyrion's adventures in Essos" is not a spoiler. Essos is a big place, and you know that's where they're going. …

Holy nostalgia! I totally remember all of those songs from FFL3!

I definitely need to find and play this.

You don't have to grind at all - you probably just have to re-evaluate which jobs you're using to beat him.

Kara, thank you for writing this. I've felt a little weird the last couple of weeks watching my well-meaning friends posting thinkpieces on Facebook and coming up with these "oh my GOD, I TOTALLY recognize my privilege!!!!!" stories to the point where its basically become white guilt masturbation. They are genuine…

Brilliantly done, sir.

I just had to look up what Klonoa is. Hard pass.

OOPS, looks like I've got some new desk art coming my way.

The problem is that the D-Pad isn't analog, so there's no way it could tell between a walk, run, or a smash. You'd need some sort of workaround where you could map one of the extra jump buttons as a run button.

Really? Because they're like $15 on eBay.

You should seriously be reading this for The Moth, or This American Life, or maybe just every public radio show ever made. Well done!

That's actually a piece of shit "satire" site.

So, GTAV meets Legend of Zelda meets Road Trip, all wrapped up in a Final Fantasy skin?

Why am I so fucking excited for this??

In terms of personality, I think FFVII is the only one where you're going to find a hero that is emotionally challenged. Zidane, Tidus, Vaan, and Lightining don't quite fit the bill.

As far as how they look - well, it's always been that way, honestly. Sprites couldn't quite convey the character design accurately, but…

Oh yeah, they are in there too. But this isn't fan service as in "oh, you can fight them if you want to" - this is, you have to fight them in the final dungeon to beat the game. The final dungeon, which btw, is INSANELY long and boring. Like I said, the 3D remake is out on iOS if you want to check it out...but if I…

Let's just put it this way - they recycle bosses from other Final Fantasy games into the final dungeon of this game. That's right - for some reason, you have to fight fucking ULTROS from FFVI before you can beat the game.

Pass. But, if you REALLY want to check it out, you can get it on iOS or Android.

No slight necessarily on Italians here either, but we definitely saw our fair share of green card marriages when I was in Italy too. Felt so bad for all of those soldiers who were basically suckered out of their money and their youth - and I'm sure it happens in pretty much every military community around the world…

Was the "A Link Between Worlds" part just added? I don't remember seeing that yesterday...but either way, yeah, that game has nothing to to do with this map.

I think they meant the 3DS version of OoT. But, between that and the "for more than 30 years" comment, it took me a bit to figure out exactly which Hyrule this was.