Brilliantly done, sir.

I just had to look up what Klonoa is. Hard pass.

OOPS, looks like I've got some new desk art coming my way.

The problem is that the D-Pad isn't analog, so there's no way it could tell between a walk, run, or a smash. You'd need some sort of workaround where you could map one of the extra jump buttons as a run button.

Really? Because they're like $15 on eBay.

You should seriously be reading this for The Moth, or This American Life, or maybe just every public radio show ever made. Well done!

That's actually a piece of shit "satire" site.

So, GTAV meets Legend of Zelda meets Road Trip, all wrapped up in a Final Fantasy skin?

Why am I so fucking excited for this??

In terms of personality, I think FFVII is the only one where you're going to find a hero that is emotionally challenged. Zidane, Tidus, Vaan, and Lightining don't quite fit the bill.

As far as how they look - well, it's always been that way, honestly. Sprites couldn't quite convey the character design accurately, but…

Oh yeah, they are in there too. But this isn't fan service as in "oh, you can fight them if you want to" - this is, you have to fight them in the final dungeon to beat the game. The final dungeon, which btw, is INSANELY long and boring. Like I said, the 3D remake is out on iOS if you want to check it out...but if I…

Let's just put it this way - they recycle bosses from other Final Fantasy games into the final dungeon of this game. That's right - for some reason, you have to fight fucking ULTROS from FFVI before you can beat the game.

Pass. But, if you REALLY want to check it out, you can get it on iOS or Android.

No slight necessarily on Italians here either, but we definitely saw our fair share of green card marriages when I was in Italy too. Felt so bad for all of those soldiers who were basically suckered out of their money and their youth - and I'm sure it happens in pretty much every military community around the world…

Was the "A Link Between Worlds" part just added? I don't remember seeing that yesterday...but either way, yeah, that game has nothing to to do with this map.

I think they meant the 3DS version of OoT. But, between that and the "for more than 30 years" comment, it took me a bit to figure out exactly which Hyrule this was.

That's my next playthrough goal. I STILL can't bear beating the game without reviving Crono first.

On my most recent playthrough, I FINALLY killed Magus. Every single time I played before, I allied with Magus and ended up breezing through the rest of the game with him in my party - I wanted to actually try playing with people other than Frog, Lucca, and Crono (after getting him back). And overall, I'm happy I…

I loved the soundtrack and the general art direction of Chrono Cross, and thought the plot was good enough. But that battle system...I dunno, maybe I should give it another shot, but I found it to be pretty lame. And I really didn't see the need for 40-something characters that never really get fleshed out.

Downloaded. Stoked to listen to the full thing; from what I've heard of the preview, this is gonna be great.

I think the issue is most of those cities were able to build their rail networks as they built airport. LAX (and the surrounding area) had been developed for years before the rail system came close to reaching it, so there are a LOT of tall buildings in the way. Also, building any sort of underground infrastructure…

As it stands now, there is a bus that takes people from the green line to terminals, but I thought they were discussing a couple of proposals for a people mover from the Crenshaw line to LAX? I mean, I have no problem with that - it's basically what JFK and EWR have, and it works great. Plus, a gateway building…