THANK YOU.

I live in Hollywood because I enjoy the walkability, the social opportunities, and the central location. Part of the trade-off is dealing with tourists. It kind of sucks, but I deal with it because if I wanted to live somewhere where nobody went, I would live in La Crescenta or something. I'm all for…

Brilliantly done, sir.

I just had to look up what Klonoa is. Hard pass.

OOPS, looks like I've got some new desk art coming my way.

The problem is that the D-Pad isn't analog, so there's no way it could tell between a walk, run, or a smash. You'd need some sort of workaround where you could map one of the extra jump buttons as a run button.

Really? Because they're like $15 on eBay.

You should seriously be reading this for The Moth, or This American Life, or maybe just every public radio show ever made. Well done!

That's actually a piece of shit "satire" site.

So, GTAV meets Legend of Zelda meets Road Trip, all wrapped up in a Final Fantasy skin?

Why am I so fucking excited for this??

In terms of personality, I think FFVII is the only one where you're going to find a hero that is emotionally challenged. Zidane, Tidus, Vaan, and Lightining don't quite fit the bill.

As far as how they look - well, it's always been that way, honestly. Sprites couldn't quite convey the character design accurately, but…

Oh yeah, they are in there too. But this isn't fan service as in "oh, you can fight them if you want to" - this is, you have to fight them in the final dungeon to beat the game. The final dungeon, which btw, is INSANELY long and boring. Like I said, the 3D remake is out on iOS if you want to check it out...but if I…

Let's just put it this way - they recycle bosses from other Final Fantasy games into the final dungeon of this game. That's right - for some reason, you have to fight fucking ULTROS from FFVI before you can beat the game.

Pass. But, if you REALLY want to check it out, you can get it on iOS or Android.

No slight necessarily on Italians here either, but we definitely saw our fair share of green card marriages when I was in Italy too. Felt so bad for all of those soldiers who were basically suckered out of their money and their youth - and I'm sure it happens in pretty much every military community around the world…

Lucky you! In my case, my teeth are fine but my gums have become prone to issues, so a deeper clean has helped me greatly.

I mean, this is a little ridiculous, considering the app is free. But I think you can get the non-bluetooth version for $90 or so (I got two for $90 on a Woot.com deal), and the motor really does do a much better job especially at dealing with gum plaque. Or, so my dentists have told me since I started using one.

Was the "A Link Between Worlds" part just added? I don't remember seeing that yesterday...but either way, yeah, that game has nothing to to do with this map.

I think they meant the 3DS version of OoT. But, between that and the "for more than 30 years" comment, it took me a bit to figure out exactly which Hyrule this was.

I somehow missed them listing her brother as the heir. Hm. Wonder why they're dropping her?

Regarding LS, I agree - the show is so huge now that they have to find some way to surprise people, even if it's being coy and/or lying until she eventually shows up.

They didn't announce any of the ironborn either. Doesn't mean they won't be in the show - they are probably just still casting them.

I see what you're saying about how vertical isn't necessarily worse; it's just different. However, until such time that video sharing sites start supporting vertical videos, they will continue to display on phones with huge bars on the side, and therefore, you will not be getting the full picture, so to speak. And…