What are you complaining about?
They got to die for allah.

Condiment, as in ketchup. Or on Sunday, gravy. Other than that? Whatever it chooses, but not on my plate.

I did it once, but I was working for a corp. that paid your full salary while on jury duty. It was interesting, and restored my faith in my fellow humans.

Um, yeah... that’s gonna be problematic for you when you get arrested for evading your civic duty, because I’m pretty sure they’ll just dump you in a large holding cell with a bunch of people who you’re gonna WISH were just there for evading jury duty. If you have legitimate reasons not to serve, they’ll dismiss you,…

It’s a legume

Literally just left a comment about diapers on Hamilton’s newest non-diaper post. I can’t believe he deleted me like that yesterday. Outta nowhere he came down on me with the power of ten-thousand Prophet Muhomods.

Looks too heavy. Unless your stocking is made of cast iron and is bolted onto a mountainside it will never hold.

Sure looks like it from here.

Always keep an eye out for white preppy girls/women aged 13-23. Worst shoplifters by group by far.

You seriously don’t fucking understand the horror he faced in police custody?

I know, he had to meet Obama, amirite?