You are not, nor will ever be, me.

Considering Duke has all the tools necessary to win a title, and the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, and the Warriors are back at full strength, and both the Red Sox and Yankees have solid rosters, we’re looking at potentially the most insufferable set of champions in a very long time.

Either way, he’s playing that acoustic guitar. 

Mostly it’s because so much football commentary is absolute garbage, and it’s refreshing to hear a human being effectively explaining complex shit in a simple way. We just suffered through a terrible MNF booth that seemed more interested in bringing “debate” into the broadcast over, ya know...just telling us what the…

I’m not so much in awe of how he can do the things he can do in the booth, such as predict plays.  I understand that the guy was an NFL QB very recently and a pretty darn good one at that.  I’m more amazed at how shitty every other color commentator is in comparison and I’m pissed I didn’t get to listen to a Tony…

Dude. He was great. Bernie Kosar did preseason for the Browns for a while and could do the same thing.

When an actor can out mustache Tom Selleck he should automatically get an Oscar.

More fucking horseshit.

Phillips did not “enter the space between them” - he explicitly said on CBS News that he walked into the high school group to prevent them from harassing the poor innocent black protesters. The fact that those black protesters were using vile, homophobic, racist language is downplayed by you,…

this is an excellent comment

Without questioning whether the kid acted as awfully as portrayed, I must say that the lead speaker in the “Black Israelite cult,” without a doubt a fully grown man, comes off as the most vile, inflammatory person in the video.

“Carmelo has stayed in tremendous shape throughout his career.”

Never good to come off half-Coxed. Full Cox or burst.

This is the dumbest take possible.  You should be ashamed.

“Meanwhile, The Daily Star’s story continues to be up on the paper’s site; the organization has been sued for (and settled over) libel charges a number of times over the years, but it’s still baffling that they thought they could get away with allegedly straight-up inventing an interview with one of Earth’s most…

“Hey, why won’t white America acknowledge these injustices?”

No one is giving him a cookie. He’s a comedian who made a joke with a purpose. He’s not MLK, and he’s not pretending to be. Grow up.

Was Samberg asking for a cookie?

I just commented this. It was perfect. It was a great set-up and Coogler’s reaction was the perfect spot to roll into an even more perfectly-executed punch line for it.

Cool. I’ll go back to not giving a fuck then. Solve your own problems. Nice 10,000 word blog entry about your indifference, by the way. Very productive.

Imma let this one pass. If everything is an outrage, then nothing gets to be one