“But it was just ONE bad argument!” -Deadspin, picking yet another absurd hill to die on.

Antonio Brown doesn’t want to play football anymore only I don’t think he can admit it even to myself. So he’s resorting to increasingly absurd antics to sabotage his career instead. He’s not playing anywhere. He might sign somewhere, he may feel compelled to, but he’ll sabotage that too.

The Steelers maxed out on Brown’s services (minus week 17) then cut bait at the perfect time. Played it perfectly really.

As a fellow Jet fan let me say this would only end badly.

Bullshit. I’d say it’s fair the expect someone being a religious spokesman to be held to a higher standard than if he’s selling Gatorade.

Tom Brady hates the gays too?

I honestly think AB is looking for an out and that he has no interest in playing football anymore. So if it isn’t this, he’d find something else.

I’d say it’s certainly odd, at least with a $10,000 buy in, but I wouldn’t say it’s frowned upon. I’m sure all the others were praying for a top pair.

Nailed it. White people NEVER go to Kevin Hart movies.

Was in a car accident as a kid. My friend’s Dad was driving. He spent 15 minutes running around, checking on everybody, thankfully no one was seriously hurt.

While certainly #2 does happen, the reality is that #1 overwhelmingly drives specials. They have a dish that is both cheap and just as importantly fast and easy to prepare, they order a bunch of it because it’s perfect to put on a Friday night.

Heard it many times. Some had addiction issues, some needed therapy, so were just immature assholes. I have no doubt they all meant it when they said it. But the hard part is then living it. So do, many don’t. Can only say good luck to you Biebs.

I remember when I was 8 I came home with a stray dog. My Dad relented and let me keep him saying, “Then he’s your dog, your responsibility. You have to walk him every day and feed him.” I agreed, so actually in fact it was ME, an 8 year old boy, who was in fact the owner. So there.

Get him a rescue here in the States, tell him Roger got a new hairstyle, and he’ll be fine in 15 minutes. In fact they should just do this now.

Option 5: Stop breeding animals that have traits that look cool to asshole owners but make them sicker, weaker, and more miserable for their entire shorter and shorter lives.

Forgive me for first reading this and thought you were talking about putting you kid in cargo.

I hate going back to the US and being surrounded by everyone showing off their companion animals

As any of Reagan’s kids. They’d know.

First rule of contract controversies: Never ever ever pay attention to the bullshit figure the team ALWAYS leaks during negotiations. It is a tool used to turn fans against the player and it works every time. (Most recent was Prescott turning down $30 million a year from the Cowboys.)

I don’t know if they could. Depp is in the Trump Zone, where the reality is so absurd that any attempt at parody falls flat in comparison.