The entire interaction is simply a construction in Albert’s head, revealing his own feelings of inadequacy rather than anything about Check Out Guy. In reality Albert was likely the 500th middle aged White Dude this month buying White Claw. Check Guy has long since stopped caring, hell even noticing, what products…

Being from his hometown I was about ready to call you out saying that’s not where he wrecked his car. Then I remember this is Jon Jones and remember he has multiple wrecks.

Never heard of Wanda Nevada.

Of course one can pick and choose. That’s called being for the death penalty. Sorry is my calling out the hypocrisy of the stance makes me an asshole. Being polite is one reason we have bad laws.

Weed can be a big help with depression for some. BUT Don’t just make a total switch. Go slow, test it. And keep your therapist in the loop.

Who decides? Juries aren’t perfect. Judges either. Should we vote on where the line has been drawn?

You are either for the death penalty or you are against it. You don’t get to pick and choose like it’s a buffet.

It’s funny, had Jimi Hendrix overslept, or say had a sore throat, the most iconic musical event perhaps ever would’ve been closed by Sha Na Na. I repeat, Sha. Na. Na.

If he did that, he’d have to hammer 29 other teams too. Imagine if he stripped a pick for every violation. The next draft pick made would be in 2031 or so.

Saoirse Ronan can show more range in a single facial expression than Watson could in the entire movie, so you’re right about that.

What? No!

That future seems dreadful beyond words. I mean, fucking Segways?

Ha, there are a few exes that I’d run far away from.

One source told Vanity Fair: “Ghislaine was in love with Jeffrey the way she was in love with her father. She always thought if she just did one more thing for him, to please him, he would marry her.”

Sex with an ex is great fun. Just break the glass sparingly or you end up back together.

A truly talented shitty boss doesn’t have to ask.

Dennis Miller is the type of guy truly stupid people think is a genius.

Not Lord of The Rings, maybe one of the 7 three-hour movies they made based on the 300 paged prequel book. I think he was in Hobbit 5: Electric Bugaloo.

I wrote off Bling Ring as her being horribly miscast. Noah was just a mess of a film so it was easy to miss how bad she was. Beauty & The Beast is what drove him what a stiff and lifeless performer she is. The savage reviews of The Circle thankfully warned me away.

Eh, they were all kids, so whatever. HP is great for the entire world that exists, not the acting. It’s for literally everything she’s done since. As for Rupert, sadly for him I guess, can’t claim to know a single thing he’s done since!