Guys with three rings: Bird, Lebron, Curry, Wade, McCaw. Totally fits in that company.

Here’s something else: There is one Canadian team in the NBA, and it didn’t exist the last time a Canadian team won a Stanley Cup, despite there being anywhere between 6 and 8 Canadian teams in the NHL since its founding.

Well you’d be wrong to discount Loyd. Lowry and VanVleet both sang his praises for what he did in their practices. Loyd was the designated Curry, tried to play like him and they counted every three that he managed to get off in their practices as a made bucket.

That tweet needs a Jim Ross play-by-play

With only one more title run, they can all join the lofty ranks of two-time NBA Champions like Adam Morrison.

That’s not even from the top rope; that’s from the top of the steel cage. Damn. 

I realize he doesn’t fit the criteria, but Patrick McCaw is pretty much the GOAT right now.

This was my favorite tweet from postgame last night...

Serge Ibaka got a ring before Harden and Westbrook.

In his defense, the officer was probably just on edge from being surrounded by so many giant, successful, black men.

*furiously scribbling notes while reading*

One of their all-time-best bits. That whole subplot is delightful.

Sometimes staging the lie is harder than just doing the thing.  I had coworkers get fired before they learned that lesson.

We must defend against mountains of sugar.

Nah, because that story never happened.  When will the trail of lies end

He lost that foot climbing mountains of refined sugar.

When I was younger I had a friend whose dad only had 1 foot and he would tell people that his dad lost his foot to frostbite climbing mountains and all the other kids thought that was so cool.  Fuckin guy had diabetes.

Did it ever occur to you that they climbed and Emotional Mount Everest? Perhaps, they finally were coming to terms with a childhood trauma or deep dark family secret. YOU DON’T KNOW THEIR STORY!

Banwala declined to provide any photographic evidence from the summit or even give the names of the four Sherpas who allegedly helped them to the top