Went better than I expected

I’m not bringing you out of the greys for this, but I am willing to share it as a stupid statement. Reasonably intelligent, good-natured human beings with good senses of humour can identify satire in a heartbeat.

Holy fuck - that would be what is expected out of a bunch of fucking Americans but we (Canadians) most definitely didn’t fucking cheer when he was hurt. Seeing as I was courtside for this game, you can kindly go fuck yourself.

It sure as shit sounded like they were cheering.

Holy fuck - that would be what is expected out of a bunch of fucking Americans but we (Canadians) most definitely didn’t fucking cheer when he was hurt. Seeing as I was courtside for this game, you can kindly go fuck yourself.

Another possible thought: The Warriors knew the risk. Durant knew the risk. He wanted to play, even knowing this could result, with the understanding that he had the player option to fall back on, should the worst result.

Two thoughts:

KD’s injury sounds really bad, but not as bad as the song James Dolan is going to write about it. 

I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

The sport is called ‘MMA;’ UFC is the name of this particular promotion, and you sound like a boomer. 

Neither is OK.  UFC is human cockfighting. 

Having recently attended a wedding in Indiana not terribly far from the Ohio River, I can confirm. Southern Indiana is The Fucking South.

My wife, a Hoosier by birth, will tell anyone who wants to listen that everything south of Indianapolis is just Kentucky with nicer shoes.

This list is good. I was prepared to get ANGRY ON LINE but, alas, it is good.

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Missouri is absolutely the Midwest.

I don’t get it. This seems accurate and reasonable. Where’s my bullshit hot take about how Hawaii is actually part of the Sun Belt?

GO TO THE BODEGA, GET SOME CRAYONS, AND COLOR THE MAP YOU COWARD!

The Regions Of Canada:

Eastern Washington has much more in common with Idaho and Montana than the COASTAL LIB ELITE PNW