I wish my life was so awesome that the biggest problem I had was whether or not other people were removing yellow plastic protective bits from their cars.

The sport is called ‘MMA;’ UFC is the name of this particular promotion, and you sound like a boomer. 

Neither is OK.  UFC is human cockfighting. 

Ain’t no such place as Wyoming.

+1 profile picture synergy

Having recently attended a wedding in Indiana not terribly far from the Ohio River, I can confirm. Southern Indiana is The Fucking South.

+1 for a Dirty Work gif!

My wife, a Hoosier by birth, will tell anyone who wants to listen that everything south of Indianapolis is just Kentucky with nicer shoes.

But Missouri in “The Midwest” in its entirety?

This list is good. I was prepared to get ANGRY ON LINE but, alas, it is good.

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Missouri is absolutely the Midwest.

“Heartland” is too smarmy. How about “The craplands.”

There's a NEW Mexico? Good lord, we just finished building a wall around the first one 

I don’t get it. This seems accurate and reasonable. Where’s my bullshit hot take about how Hawaii is actually part of the Sun Belt?

GO TO THE BODEGA, GET SOME CRAYONS, AND COLOR THE MAP YOU COWARD!

The Regions Of Canada:

Eastern Washington has much more in common with Idaho and Montana than the COASTAL LIB ELITE PNW