Not really. USTA and ITF have rankings that are easily checked. That’s why they need to pay off the person who would be checking the rankings—the coach.

they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges?

Nah. They’ll cast Candice Cameron Bure just to piss her off.

I don’t feel bad for the kids at all. They had every possible advantage in life (including parents who were filling to commit crimes on their behalf) and they still couldn’t get accepted to decent colleges? Cry me a river.

She’s going from Full House to The Big House!

The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

You realize this isn’t really about college athletics, right?  

Ban college athletics.

#4. People, what a bunch of bastards.

Paying over $600 a month for a Hyundai Santa Fe is madness. Just in my opinion. 

Don’t worry, Hayden, most of us dug your rap.

That must have required a lot of overnight parts from Japan.

Here’s a thought, and I’m just spit-balling: What if the school guarantees the kid won’t get paid? 

“You’re not going to support me because I don’t want your money. Is there anyone in this room who doesn’t negotiate deals? Probably more than any room I’ve ever spoken.”

You misspelled women’s basketball.

Gotta learn how to trim video to be a legend.

They finance them because they buy 2, a huge flatbed trailer, and a $60,000 lifted diesel truck to pull them.

Aw, man... if not for that rollover at the end he could have claimed that he was trying to do that all along!