Thanks for the 411...I never knew Mark Emmert was such a bag-o-dicks. I totally appreciate you calling his exploitations to the forefront.

TIL Adam Silver attended the Homey D. Clown School of Not Playin' That.

Didn't the MLB have a similar issue with Marge Schott, or was she already selling the Reds?

This list really Chappa's my ass.

Stole this from myself, that I stole from some random place.

Chris Thorn, cracking me up.

I can understand if he didn't have Crisco, Bardol, or Vagisil in the stadium, but you can't tell me Mr. Pineda didn't have access to some ballpark nacho jalapenos.

I had an 98 SVT Contour when I was in college, the first time, and I must say that car literally is the shittiest car I have ever owned. I have never owned a vehicle in which both the engine and transmission both break at the same time, and not be related. My 2004 Saturn Ion 3 comes in a close second however.

You mean the "Head Honcho".

Sounds like an Apexi fart can.

For me it was this.

As a Reds fan, we know the real reason.

He must be. Super C/P

Me likey, this has made my Monday morning at work tolerable. It was glorious, we need more videos like this with English-speaking announcers so I know what the hell is going on.

Does this count, from Tango and Cash?

Dat ass...most definitely NP.

Done.

Amazon Fire TV users...you're a little pack of goddamn liars, or employees of Amazon.

From BBN to you.

From BBN to you.