Do you even grill bro?

Not even close.

If you believe the earth is only a couple thousand years old, you are a FUCKING MORON. The Sisters Olive Trees of Noah are older than that.

2 of the 3 ladies didn't even feel the need to open their eyes.

Sexy minivan, wouldn't that be an oxymoron?

Fire alone will not kill that monstrosity.

Kerosene you mean.

You don't say.

I was wondering the same damn thing. What the hell does this do?

"I'm not gonna tell my parents, they'll tell me to delete my acc omg that would be the end of my life"

So losing her Twitter account would be the end of her life, not the ACTUAL consequences of her actions. Those are some priorities right there.

Fellas, fellas...don't be trying to steal my move.

Dear pay-per-view providers. I want this.

Hmm...I would think this would be more embarrassing for Louisville.

http://scores.espn.go.com/ncb/boxscore?g…

Mustangs don't run in the derby, only thoroughbreds.

Give Me A Hell Yeah!

go on....you've caught my attention.

How the hell you going to be 6'11" in 1981 and not even score one point a game, let alone not get one rebound a game. Seriously that seems harder to do than actually score 2 points or more and actually trying to not rebound at all. Like dude, stand by the rim, I promise you will get at least one rebound and one…

Hey Benz...do you even wheelie bro? For under 3 grand you can pop-a-wheelie in a Fox Body.