Osteoporosis is a bitch.

"Investigate"....mmmhmm...sure.

Obligatory Fuck the Police gif.

This saddens me.

Here it is in ragtime. *Thanks Reddit.

I'm torn...love the low miles, hate the automatic. Wish there were some shots of the interior as well. I'm about 60/40 on this one as a CP.

She went plaid.

Uh...No...CP all the way.

Are we sure it wasn't Lazlo?

He looks like Bald Bull.

Up next, some some redbird cat treats.

I'm so stoked I could shit glitter. Go Big Blue!

That makes so happy I want to cry Red, White and Blue tears!

That gives me a massive patriotic boner, one so big I could probably hang the Stars and Stripes on it. Murrica...Fuck Yeah!

Well, I guess he could have tried to shove a remote up his ass. *I know it is fake, but gotta love the kids enthusiasm.

Stanced is just another way to say broken suspension.

Khalij Fars you say....well good thing the Nimitz Class aircraft carriers have four Raytheon/General Dynamics 20mm Phalanx six-barrelled Mk 15 close-in weapon systems which have a firing rate of 4,500 rounds/min and a range of 2.2 miles. Murrica...FUCK YEAH!