Oh I know how to make sausage gravy...can I get a witness?

My initial reaction.

I know Josef Mengele definitely approved the use of that strategy.

My all-time favorite card.

The New York Forgetaboutits.

Yes it was. Could you imagine trippin' balls and watching that. Good god almighty.

No way it was just weed.

So the penalty box is behind a Wal-Mart sign...seems appropriate.

More like PJ Sucker...amirite?

Should have hit her.

Picture of the dad in question.

Here is a photo from the scene.

I'll take it.

1965 GT350 would be my choice.

I was thinking the same thing, and even if he feet are slow, line him at at guard. Could you imagine this guy pulling around the edge as the lead blocker, he would steamroll just about anyone, if not everyone.

Clearly Deion was a rapper before he was an athlete.