This "list" should be called Geriatric Cereals, Ranked. Surprised you left Colon Blow off the list.

Two thumbs way up!

Pleasease get this kid in the college dunk contest if and when he's becomes a senior. I'm sick of watching 6 foot 9 guys dunk. We get it, you're tall. I'd be more impressed if you were that tall couldn't dunk.

Still not as hairy as George "The Animal" Steele.

Walter Young Jr. ate the scale and Prince Fielder.

I bet you couldn't have pulled a greased string from his asshole with a tow truck when he was vertical.

Serious question, how long do you think it will be before a street legal car hits the 300MPH mark?

So nice they want you to see it twice...Kinja'd!

Aaaaayyyy.

On another note, fuck you Kinja, seriously. Don't tell me there is a problem submitting my post, then double fucking post the thing. So instead, here is a collection of random shit for your viewing pleasure.

Here is a copy of the program for tonight's game.

+1

And this is what should have been waiting in the pits for Alessi.

Right thanks, yeah I said Crazy Break a la Little Caesars so I was figuring it was bread sticks of some sort, but thanks for the clarification. Also...That pizza is still edible, it landed right side up, just saying.

Thanks for the clarification. BTW...your user name just took me back to my youth.

I think you mean Recorder.

Crazy-bread? Good observation, anyone know? I have no clue.