I’m gonna be totally honest here. I’m 27 years old. If I’m going to a grocery store solo, I’mma be cart serfing. Not not because of the LULZ, but because it’s actually an efficient and enjoyable way to move.

Seriously, I know Elon Musk is a fucking asshole nutcase, but he was clearly referring to the “powerful people” in the tweet to which he was replying. There’s so much else one can readily critique about his stupid position on creating what would effectively be Verrit 2.0 (but with actual investment behind it,…

Actually, just like “coupe” and “sedan” there have always been 2dr and 4dr shooting breaks. Historically a shooting break was typically a luxury car that was turned into a long roof station wagon/estate car so you could carry your guns and dogs and go shooting, and they usually had 4drs. See endless examples of 20's…

IP banned.

“The second is that she is a woman.”

The gig economy wasn’t thrust upon anyone. Partaking in the illusion of working for yourself while ultimately working on contract or reporting to a higher authority is as old as the concept of employment.

For the love of god... I get it.. you hate Uber and Lyft... So does every ex-Gawker site

Popular opinion: The 124 looks way better than the slant eye Miata.

Impeccable pick-ax grip

My pal Fahad prefers a halalicopter.

You would be shocked how easy it is to “total” a helicopter. I did some training work for Life Flight and one of the things we covered was not touching the doors on the new AW109's. If you shut them too hard they can break and render the aircraft not-flightworthy. i.e. if you are a paramedic trying to help and you…

Was running when parked. No lowballers. I know what I got.

Bring-a-Trailer 6mo. from now:
Miata w/ Helicopter engine swap

What sound did the elk make when the rotor blades hit it?

They did a shit job of describing it, but effectively a “normal” blue material absorbs wavelengths other than blue and reflects blue. This works by refracting all light in such a manner that the wavelength reflected back at you is such that it not only cancels out non-blue wavelengths, but has constructive…

I’ve been playing HOTS since the beta.

“Structural blue does not contain any blue material. It looks blue only because of the interference of light.”

Tibet is technically a province of China that wants independence, but because of tension with India, they kinda use it as a buffer. They also have many water sources for China that they would like to keep ahold of.

The Chinese Government’s stance on the Dalai Lama is um... that there isn’t one.

Towerfall Ascension is my favorite party game, hands down. My brothers prefer Duck Game. I’m considering disowning them.