I know a guy who got in on Bitcoin early and I’m still mad I didn’t. I will be mad forever.

I used my Bitcoins to purchase tulips and Beanie Babies.

Oh, hahahahaha, my sides.

I think it inspired more than just the band name...

What’s “stempunk”? Kids studying engineering with mohawks?

Such a strange video, but a damn good song

Absolutely. This was exactly me growing up. I would absolutely not raise my hand unless I was 100% sure I was correct. Even then, I really didn’t do it. That continued through law school. It wasn’t until I was doing my LLM in Tax and had been practicing for a couple years that I started raising my hand. Even then, it…

I dunno, I was a boy and never hesitated to answer.

You must not be a real boy, i remember my father sitting me down at a young age and telling me to shout answers out even if I didn’t know if they were right because i was a man

“I told my mom that I thought girls weren’t raising their hands because they were afraid that the answer was going to be wrong and that they would be embarrassed.”

Why is THIS a gender issue. 90% of kids feel this way.

Whenever you sneeze I will reply with “Really, it’s come to this?”

or a gun.

Can I recommend a sword inside the cane?

You need to try associative training.

Whenever you crave sugar, drop a kettlebell on your foot.

Soon you’ll stop craving kettlebells!

“Have the Naughty Dog lead face on the sex offender registry.”

it also could have been a woman since we don’t know much

Of course.

Condescension is a gendered thing now?

But if you don’t eat your meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

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