But occasionally you do get a gem like this...

A personal favorite is the “Hi my name is John and I don’t have a question, it’s more of a comment and...” followed by 3 minutes of self-referential drivel. 

I mean, to be fair. She likely doesn’t know what jobs are.

Her dad is dead!!1!1!11!! You can’t be mean to her!!1!!

“There’s always going to be ridiculous people in the world” says John McCain’s ridiculous daughter.

Influencers are a running joke/source of ire in my place of employment. I handle all our marketing and PR and as snotty as it sounds I will never offer anyone money to shill for us because it cheapens the brand. For me personally, sponcon is a surefire way to get me running very fast in the opposite direction of…

Good. I am against the whole idea of Influencers as a profession.

How many words to you have for Chill?

Yup - I keep a case on hand from the local Grocery Outlet to sub for something to drink to decrease the beer intake.

I have an entirely separate writeup on that process :)

That horn is going to cause an accident. You’re going to use it on some jackass who cuts you off and they are going to run off the road.

RE: Ariana....I think I once watched a thing about how they make these and they involve 3D scans of the person. Is it possible that this is closer to what she looks like without contouring make-up and while being told to hold still for the scan? The face shape is what’s throwing me off (along with the joyless…

Regardless of his creepy behavior, who the fuck would be interested in going to see Moby on his book tour? The guy hasn’t been relevant in 20 years; he was barely interesting then.

Again, it’s the civilian, not the “trained peace officer” who is expected to think clearly, act responsibly, don’t do anything too aggressive, and stay the fuck calm.

Also, forgot to mention this earlier:

So before anything even was happening, before he even said a single word to Truitt, he had his weapon drawn. How is this proper procedure again? Does Wild Bill Hickok here haul out his weapon to take a piss, too? Goes to pick up some takeout and he draws down on the clerk just in case?

How stupid do you gotta be to just chill with a gun in your backseat? That’s some dumb fuckin shit right there. Livestreaming that cop was the only thing that kept homey alive.

Someone should tell 45 yo Kate Beckinsale who is currently dating 25 yo Pete Davidson. I am still searching for the blog post on jezebel about this next level creepiness.

Two questions:

Wow, what a massive sacrifice for this highly-paid, beautiful actress to only get fucked up occasionally. I can certainly commiserate; as part of my preparation for the role of middle-class office worker I’ve had to stop partying completely.