My car came with oil and brake fluid when I bought it. Pretty sure the tires rotate themselves when I drive. Suckers paying people for unnecessary stuff!

The guy who drove around with his high beams only for 3 weeks because he couldn’t replace a low beam headlight is very quick to condescend to “unskilled workers”.

$5 it broke when they lowered the vehicle onto the studs when the other 3 lug nuts were already off.

Brake service and tire rotation should have been done before leaving.

So much for reading about an 85 year old woman who was running from the cops. 

Stellantis thinks they can keep their cars running long enough to sell software subscriptions ?

You know what could help avoid this confusion? Write your own fucking song.

“Hold on loosely but don’t let go. If you cling too tightly, you’re gonna lose control” Using chopsticks is like seeking love in this world.

Worst FF place for service by me, bar none, is Popeyes. Sloooowww, and consistently wrong. It’s a shame that those sandwiches are good but nothing is worth the aggravation that a trip to Popeyes brings

Is is wrong to twirl the noodles on the chopstick?  I do this all the time and works like a charm.  

If your bottle of cordials has been hanging around for 2+ years, then it’s probably just not a cordial you enjoy. Feel free to toss it sans guilt...

It’s what my parents engrained in us... they called it “making do” and to be clear, I’m not talking about the digestive by product. Making do with what you have or is good enough (and can afford) is a gift that keeps on giving. You find happiness is not always about the newest toys/cars/etc and you’ll find that you’ll…

Things were going great with my acoustic playing until I was sitting on the stairs one night at a party. I started singing “I gave my love a cherry...” but before I could finish this drunken brute grabbed my guitar and smashed it. At least he apologized.

You must have missed the part where both kids are disabled and in wheel chairs....
You kinda need a large vehicle to carry 2 kids in wheel chairs plus all the related gear on a daily basis.

well since they said that was their personal data not the national average its not going to be the same now is it. 

“It’s also worth pointing out that McConaughey’s specific political beliefs are still… kind of vague.”

Every van is a sex van if you believe in yourself.

I’d like to note that I was a big metalhead in the ‘80s and didn’t find out Rob Halford was gay until well into the ‘90s.  Looking back, this says more about me than it does about Rob Halford’s stage persona, which, wow.

If someone is taking the trouble to cook for me, I eat what they fix, period. And I thank them for it. Anything else is being an asshole. Anyone that has had to cook for a group will agree. Anyone who has been broke and taken in for  meal - whether homeless or student a long way from home on a holiday - will agree.