In pants was his choice and his duty!

I wanted to sympathize, but you lost me at the end.

Do you actually know people who eat like that?

Not this winter.

"as if the world could ever be a truly fair place" - don't mention this to your fellow Gawkerites...(Gawkers?)...anyway. Don't.

Now that is a sign Gawker writers can 'get behind'

Train hard? On no sleep?

He was unarmed. His character is irrelevant. The state needs to stop executing citizens on the street.

What a stud.

He is busy losing foot races.

I think its a really sweet gesture, those attendants looks like they were having fun!

The egg-white McMuffin is a triumph!

You are exactly right. This post is so dumb.

I am deathly allergic to Macadamia nuts. If someone served them to me w/o asking I would freak out!

Honestly this is some bullshit.

I never knew- now i know to avoid ty!