A real April Fools’ joke would have been saying all of their ice cream machines had been fixed.

Came here to say this, looks like I’m late!

Good April Fools: “McDonald’s to replace fries with tater tots.”

Do you want Pittsburghs? Because this is how you get Pittsburghs.

Rocky III?  How dare you. 

I envy those of you who live in a place where ordering sandwiches anyplace other than Subway is an actual option. 

I also watched it and maybe the love part was from the countless interviews I’ve seen from her in the last week or two as promo for the documentary ramped up, but she’s definitely at absolute least heavily implied love (I’m way too lazy to dig to find what I saw, so feel free to heavily grain of salt this!).

But…

I don’t care much for Furlan, but I can empathize why she feels weird that her husband had what some people consider “one of the great love stories” of our time with someone else.

And let me guess, Subway corporate is going to force heir franchisees to buy new equipment and train employees all the while threatening to take their franchises if they don’t comply.

And even if she did mock her (she didn’t), so what? Apparently it’s now a hate crime to throw some incredibly mild shade at your spouse’s ex?

It probably has to do with the fact that Pam talked about Tommy being her only true love, and implied that the choice whether or not to reunite is hers, with no mention of the fact that he’s married to someone else. I highly doubt she was mocking any of Pam’s traumas.

Furlan didn’t mock Pam. She made a humorous comment about Pam’s probable indifference to Furlan’s existence, and non-reaction to the news of Furlan’s theoretical death. 

I am so glad you posted this. Nowhere else has anyone seemed to know milk and Pepsi was started by Laverne!

All this drama about adding cream to soda as though we haven’t been doing that for 150 years. I literally go out of my way to visit a local ice cream shop for egg creams. It’s not a new invention. It’s not weird. I don’t know how the children missed this, but I’m mostly mystified by how adults are reacting.

(See Laverne and Shirley)

This won’t be new to some Gen-Xers, at least. My grandmother poured soda & milk for us in the late 70s, as a way to stretch a single small Coke bottle between two kids. We called it a Brown Cow. She also did it with 7-Up. Pretty tasty, IMHO.

Nothing worse than getting an urge for something sweet and checking every drawer and all your wife’s hiding places in the house only to find a chocolate orange. Yuck.

People who don’t like cherries, would be my guess.

There’s a few in the middle that I would move around, but the bookends feel about right. 

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