For that Murple van, I think this guy works at my company. I swear I have seen this in the parking lot.It always makes me think of that truck from Maximum Overdrive.

I have hauled tons of stuff from Denver to Portland in a Fit; tablesaw, chop saw, ice chest, 2 suitcases, sleeping bags, mid-centruy modern bent plywood lounge chair and 2 adults all on the same trip with room to spare. This is the car I use to pick up large items from Home Depot.

Dear Automakers,

현대 • (hyeondae) = the modern age?

Under “weak” you forgot to add removed multi-link rear suspension for cheaper torsion beam.