Splinter is the Fox News of progressivism, you have to remember. The connection to reality around here is tenuous at best. 

This is some weak ass bullshit. The Democrats had no power. We’ve known since Kennedy retired that this was a losing battle, but it was a battle that the Democrats had to fight. They mounted as effective a campaign against Kavanaugh as could be made, and they lost, which was absolutely to be expected. This loss was…

14 words definitely paint a picture.

Kakistocracy is close enough.

It really makes you want to lock yourself in a room and boof yourself silly, doesnt it

A United States senator comes out and flatly says he will not listen to the people he’s supposed to be representing, without any fear of consequences. A sitting president holds rallies and calls supporters of sexual assault victims “evil”. A Supreme Court nominee promises a straight up political war, with plenty of…

He will proudly tell you that he’s unmedicated for bipolar disorder, and it’s his “superpower.” Try to contain your genuine shock and surprise.

Kanye is a sane, stable genius.

So, genuinely curious and also kind of concerned here, is there something mentally wrong with Kanye? Like is it confirmed.

We need Terry Crews!

I hate to keep playing this game, but imagine if Obama had done anything remotely like this.

Can we just make him King of West Virginia and maybe he’ll go away? Sounds mutually beneficial to all parties.

Instead of protesting can we get thousands of people to stand outside the white house and just laugh at him?

COTD, right here.

Yeah, this is not the calm, non-partisan, totally objective look they normally go for.  

The attack on the Clintons on “the left” is so fucking bizarre for SC nominee!

revenge on behalf of the Clintons

We live in a country devoted to due process and the rule of law. That means taking allegations seriously.

Ouch, this is rough. I hate the idea of him being able to force a text to my phone, but at the same time, if this were literally any other president, I’d be fully behind it. If FEMA and the office of the POTUS both think I should know something immediately, I’m willing to give them the benefit of the doubt.