“Your orgasm is in another castle.”

Make no mistake, Donald Trump will not leave office quietly. He will find the impeachment process itself objectionable. They will have to drag him from the office himself. If there are no impeachment proceedings and he poses the 2020 election, he will call it rigged and refude to allow the new president to be sworn in…

I’m nearing the “build a shack in Montana and write a manifesto” stage of dealing with all of this. 

Thoughts and prayers?

As opposed to you, who is assuming (with the same lack of evidence) the opposite.

I got a widdle cwush on Sen. Kamala Harris. Fer-ocious.

GOP: Doesn’t matter, we ain’t gonna do shit.

I heard that Donald Trump gives the best blowjobs. Many people are saying this. Too bad you won’t be hearing this from the FAKE NEWS MEDIA!

The problem isn’t that the records are hard to find. They’re in the National Archives, because every White House since Reagan has been subject to the Presidential Records Act, to the point where the White House had an entire team of people with decades of experience in records management work for several months to…

“Name any country where this has worked”

i’ve been arguing for people to call “obamacare” the “affordable care act” when writing about it since day fucking one.

people that dont want it, hate obama, so they dont want obamacare. but they want the ACA because they’re losing their toes and teeth.

Nuance, tact, pragmatism, forethought, a multisyllabic vocabulary, these are just some of the skills that a president should possess. 

Well it’s not like anyone with brain could have possibly thought that maybe electing a fucking idiot would be an extremely bad idea.

The fucking tie. It gets me every time. It’s like who told this fat asshole that the tie goes past your belt. What person looks in the mirror with a wrinkled suit, a tie that goes past his belt and thinks “Yeah I’m styling.” To all of you that voted for this pig I guess he is a perfect metaphor for your sorry ass…

Trump is a traitor to the United States, an ally of despots and a threat to world peace.

Are we sure Dick Cheney’s not dead & we’re seeing an animatronic shell powered with Krang inside?

Alternate headline: TODDLER REALLY WANTS TO PLAY WITH HIS TOYS

I cannot fathom that this goblin regularly finds women willing to fuck him. Seriously- can you imagine this asshole all sweaty and flopping on top of you?

Nathan filed a contested divorce proceeding and the two, who didn’t sign a prenup, are duking it out over $30 million.